Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Palindromes
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Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...