Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...