Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...