Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.