Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...