Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...