Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...