Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...