First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Better prison foods
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A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
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EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...