A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...