Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...