Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...