Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...