What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...