Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...