Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...