Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...