George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...