Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
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Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Who has the ring?
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Santa’s Helpers?
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What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
Pickup Lines
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Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
moth nibble a hole
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