The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...