How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
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A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
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Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...