I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...