Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...