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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Red Light Driving
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Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
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Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Why married women get heavy.
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