The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...