After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...