Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...