Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...