Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...