Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...