What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...