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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Why are men like blenders?
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