Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!