Steal from this family
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Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...