Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...