The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
How are men like UFOs?
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A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
What’s green and has wheels?
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My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
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Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
We are the best of friends
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