An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...