Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!