New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...