Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...