One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...