If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...