What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.