Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...