His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Men Are Like UFOs
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Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Two Irishmen
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....