At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...