Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...