Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...