Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...