First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Question answer 01
|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...