Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...