Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...